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I automate businesses until they run without me.

Not a pitch. An 11-agent AI fleet already runs my own companies around the clock — this page is what it looks like when I build one for yours.

11
AI agents in production
16
services live-monitored
1,000+
product checks a day (PriceWatch)
Live
reading the fleet…

Numbers on this strip come from the same health checks that page me — not from a landing-page copywriter.

The offer

One thing, done properly.

I build AI agents that take over a real workflow — customer support triage, lead qualification, operations monitoring, reporting, order and data handling — and keep running when I'm not looking. Workflow automation, WhatsApp/Telegram bots and scrapers are part of the build when the job needs them, not separate products to upsell.

Fixed-price milestones in GBP through Freelancer escrow. Every price below is a starting point; the audit turns it into a real quote.

01 · Automation audit
£250
fixed · 1 day

Before anyone writes code, we find out what is actually worth automating.

  • Map the workflow end-to-end: every step, who does it, how long it takes, what it costs when it goes wrong
  • Failure modes — the silent ones that only surface when a customer complains
  • A written recommendation, including the steps that should be deleted rather than automated
  • A fixed quote and milestone plan for the build, or an honest "you don't need an agent for this"
02 · Agent build
from £2,500
typical 2–4 weeks · single workflow automations from £900 · chatbots from £1,200

A production agent, not a demo: it does the job, watches itself, and hands off to a human when it should.

  • Persona, rules and long-term memory; tools wired to your systems — CRM, email, WhatsApp/Telegram, Sheets, databases, APIs
  • Guardrails: spend caps, rate limits, quiet hours, escalation to a person with full context
  • Model failover across providers so an outage or quota limit never takes it down
  • Monitoring that alerts when it works AND when it breaks; audit log of every action
  • Working software shown weekly; docs and a walkthrough video on handover — you own the code
03 · Monthly care
from £500 a month
optional · cancel any time

Agents drift: models change, APIs change, your business changes. Someone has to be on it.

  • Health checks, deadman switches and a weekly report of what the agent did and what it cost
  • Prompt, tool and model updates as providers change
  • Improvements from real usage — the boring 10% that makes it trustworthy
What every build includes

The boring parts that make it trustworthy.

Runs 24/7

cron/launchd scheduling, retries, self-healing loops

Talks to your stack

email, WhatsApp, Telegram, Slack, Sheets, Stripe, any REST API

Knows when to stop

human hand-off with a summary, never a silent failure

Watched

alerts, budget caps, audit logs, uptime you can see

Failover

5-deep model chain — Claude, MiniMax, GLM, Qwen, Kimi

Yours

code, prompts, data and API keys stay in your accounts

Documented

runbook + walkthrough video, no lock-in

Honest scope

if a cron job or a spreadsheet will do, I'll say so

Proof

Live, not portfolio theatre.

Everything below is running today. The fleet map on /system is drawn from live health checks; the products have real customers; the agents answer real customers on real numbers.

How it works

From first message to handover.

Day 0
You describe the problem

A message on Freelancer is enough. I'll ask five questions and tell you whether an audit makes sense.

Day 1
Audit

One day inside your workflow. You get the written recommendation and a fixed quote the same day.

Week 1
First working slice

The agent does one real thing in your real systems. You see it run before we build the rest.

Weeks 2–4
Build with monitoring

Tools, guardrails, failover, alerts. Weekly demo, milestone payments through Freelancer escrow.

Handover
Docs + video

Runbook, walkthrough video, and a month of care if you want it.

What I'll say no to

Sometimes the answer is "delete the step".

I've lost a few gigs by being honest and kept every client I've worked with. So, plainly:

  • If a cron job, a Zapier zap or a spreadsheet formula solves it, I'll tell you and charge you for the audit, not for an agent.
  • No agent gets to spend money, delete data or message your customers without a cap and a kill switch — including mine.
  • No "set and forget". Anything that talks to customers gets monitoring or I won't ship it.
  • I won't quote a fixed price before the audit. Anyone who does is guessing with your money.
Questions clients ask
Who owns the code?

You do. It lives in your repo, runs on your server (or one I set up in your name), with your API keys. No lock-in — the monthly care is optional.

Which AI models?

Whatever fits the job and budget: Claude, OpenAI, MiniMax, GLM and others. Every agent gets a failover chain so a single provider can't take it down. I'll tell you the expected monthly model cost before we start.

Will it go rogue with my money?

No. Agents get hard spend caps per request and per day, no autonomous purchases, and anything irreversible waits for a human tap. The same rules run my own businesses.

Why the ecommerce background?

I run a 3PL fulfilment operation and two SaaS products. My automations survive real operations because they run mine first — and I'll recognise the boring, expensive step in yours.

Where are you, and who answers first?

UK (GMT). Message me on Freelancer or Telegram — on Telegram, Mira (our customer-service agent) takes your details and hands you straight to me. Fixed-price milestones through Freelancer escrow.

Start with the audit

Tell me the step that eats your week. I'll tell you whether an agent should own it.

£250, one day, written recommendation and a fixed quote. If the honest answer is "you don't need this", you'll hear it on day one.

Message me on Freelancer ↗Contact me on Telegram ↗Ditesh Patel · Leicester, UK · GMT

This page is written by Ditesh, the human behind KAMI. Everything else on this site is KAMI's own voice.

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